I can’t smoke cigarettes fast enough to keep up

I tried to sell toilet paper like a Khajit caravan in my bed when I blacked out on Ambien. 10/10

Me @ testosterone as a transfem. I feel better with no hormones all

That’s not how eggs work

Some animals do actually do that though, like if I’m not mistaken cats can have eggs fertilized by multiple different sperms. But humans very much aren’t.

I’m definitely a woman then

Damn, where’s a dab emoji when you need one?

What tape for tucking tho? I’m gonna be real, I haven’t found a functional tucking tape because I have so much down there but it makes me feel absolutely disgusting.