If it’s education, it’s actively being defunded. That’s the real problem

Triple net must really be suffering thanks to work from home

Since when did every little kid have a suit? I never knew anyone with one when I was a kid

The opening lines of that song were from The Dark Crystal.

This is fine. Global warming definitely isn’t real. This is just another once in a lifetime forest fire that keeps happening every year for some reason.

I had a DeLorean for a few years. The amount of attention it got made me never want to drive it. The constant Back to the Future jokes will drive you insane

Redhat 5.1. I had no idea what I was doing.

You do both tests, but the breathalyzer they use at the scene isn’t accurate enough, so if you fail either test, they take you to the station to use their fancy breathalyzer.

I work on Teslas for a living, and even if Elon was a good guy I would never buy one. They’re garbage cars with good software.