Mate, I’d definitely prefer loose leaf tea but can’t be arsed with the extra hassle
There are dozens of us
Mate, I’d definitely prefer loose leaf tea but can’t be arsed with the extra hassle
There are dozens of us
Hold on let me read it again for ya -
This water vapor that partly steams the food, resulting in moisture saturated air that in turn prevents more moisture from escaping
I was very surprised that it cooked such moist chicken breasts without drying them out, I think you possibly just explained why that is! 😅
My theory is, if you have subscriptions for anything other than phone, internet and maybe one entertainment, you’re the problem
I also had a mate who insisted he didn’t have any subscriptions, then told me about the new car he was leasing
They are playing you for fools
I’m guessing that because your title looks like it was written by a 12 year old, the double-entendre was entirely unintended
Me speaking to a French guy last week -
“We’ve just been the the musée de l’automobile in Mulhouse”
“Sorry, where?”
“Mulhouse”
“Where?”
“Mulhouse”
"Aaaaaah I see! It’s pronounced [pronounces Mulhouse *exactly the same FUCKING way I just pronounced it]
😂 Happens very regularly
I just use “the LGBTQ community”
If that offends anyone, they’re that 0.00000001% of attention-seeking twats that get upset about anything for the sole reason of making any issue about themselves, no matter what
They are also the loudest, mind you
Like I give a fuck
I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States
told BBC News on Friday that the device was “just basically a gas tank for rocket fuel”. He called the event “not serious at all”. “In fact, our bomb squad member asked me why we were releasing a news release on a rusted piece of metal,” he said.
Saved you a click
How many pairs of Adidas tracksuit bottoms do you own?
Well obviously if you’re an actual chicken, it won’t. How was your cage growing up?
I know right?
I thought it’d be free fucksake
I have a picture of my receipt for an incredibly reasonably-priced ECG scan I had the other day if you like? I think it was €9
They spent the no-strings-attached cash mostly on housing, a study found
They had to hand it straight back to greedy landlords in order not to be evicted
Sorted that headline for you, nae bother hen
What even is a kilometre?
How to make sure nobody takes you seriously 😒
Refuses to elaborate further
It’s literally all he did for ten years you daft cunt 😂
Do you mean a publican?
A republican can be good or bad, depending on your views
Don’t watch cartoons so I’ve no idea if this is normal or not but it reminds me of this -
Also, headline-type titles then "In this video I will waffle on for 20 minutes and give you one minute’s worth of info
They have the reading comprehension of baboons