Black gold, one might say!

Yea, you can’t really tell. Maybe she’s from Canada and was just being polite.

Clearly didn’t win Mega Millions; no beef jerky in that cart.

Well butter my burger and call me custard! This is almost as wholesome as the streets around South Bend, IN!

Nature is healing!

“We play on the throne”

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

The programmer’s fallacy: it worked on my machine!

Sounds like this guy forgot to check if you pulled the string it would open a secret compartment revealing an embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party

But what does Dupree have to say about it?