Washing your asshole… Seriously dudes, wash it anyway

Does your breath clear out a whole theater after eating that?

I haven’t noticed Bluetooth being that bad on either pixel I’ve had, 3a and now 6.

My guess is “sovereign citizen”

I can’t believe no one else said this but I feel it’s necessary…

Fake and gay

Whey protein isolate. I am also lactose intolerant and while this is slightly more expensive than the most commonly sold whey protein concentrate it prevents the daily pants shitting that concentrate would cause, so it’s super worth the extra 5-10 bucks.

How do you know who I am??