I think it is a left-handed caliper, because the letters on the adjustable wrench look normal.

Could’ve been worse. He could’ve had his shit pushed back to 1776.

You bet your ass there us:

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Probably. The same thing works for bears - bears who ate mostly berries have meat, which tastes slightly sweet. This works, I believe, for red meat: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2286578/

Probably feeding a ton of fish to a pig from early life will make the taste more fishy.

If Sisyphus wants destruction, then I think diverting it is the best. Even though the ship has no original parts, it is still a ship, even if it is a model of the original ship.