Father Time does not offer refunds sadly…

Started to believe the bullshit himself basically… a spectacular fall from public grace.

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

Oh I always think of the Shareholders! Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to get the most value!

Yee; gonna have to go for the heart me thinks.

I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they’re probably considered by society so… basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old… yeah… come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you’re both matured.

“Uhh; is everyone forgetting a pretty significant decade in the middle of the 20th century where a man with a funny mustache rose to power and their aggression and genocidal tendencies had everyone going at it for like 5 years?”

Unloads an unfathomable amount into her womb to the point it’s leaking out before they even pull out

Doesn’t even pull out; resumes very shortly after and somehow produces more than before and drenches them for good measure

Hentai biology: where dehydration doesn’t exist and the refractory period is always hitting snoozes on it’s alarm.