She is real to me.

I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you’ll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

The feeling is mutual.

So if I dislike your post, you get testicular cancer?

HIDES HIS EMOTIONS, HIS BLOOD’S RUNNING COLD

Two targets bearing 2-6-4, distance, 2 kliks.

What!?

Uhh… I mean… meow.

Minecraft Enchanting Table Language

Why would you want a pile of unreliable scrap like a Tiger when you can get a for half the price.

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Germany didn’t almost win. They got extremely lucky with the invasion of France. The French thought it was gonna be trench warfare and unprepared, and the soviet invasion began right when the great purge happened. They got really lucky. Then the Yanks came.

Debian. It should run debian. We should genocide arch users.

Lemmy political pov: the universe should be free and open source

If someone judges someone else for an unworthy reason like playing games than that person’s judgment shouldn’t be taken seriously anyway.

You can’t make friends without initiative. People would assume that you want to be left alone or won’t care about you at all. You need to talk to people. Listen to the conversation that is going on and chip in without being disruptive, and if they dont want your company, respectfully leave.