Exactly! Government granted ‘porn credits’ sounds absolutly insane as a serious idea…

Porn “Enthusiasts will be able to request extra credits” is one wild sentence.

A porn “enthusiast”, requesting the government for porn credits, to watch porn? What?

I actually hope it was, if not this would be even more ludicrous… but, most letter openers I’ve seen aren’t much sharper than butter-knifes

It is a letter opener😂

Ha Congrats! I may be stealing this in future