Are you one of the Princess’ suitors from Sunless Skies?

Marry her harder

Let the bullets fly. It’s a Chinese classic, I watch it with all my friends that have enot heard it before and they all love it.

Maybe Texas is just crazy like that

弟兄們，今天星期三

Sunless skies and sunless seas is great

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“You can’t find the truth, you pick the lie you like best.”

Pretty sure it’s a reference to a real life shrimp called the mantis shrimp, which the game is referencing as well.

So, a coup in a couple years then?

Haha copypasta reference go woosh

UNO REVERSE CAT

Behing hopeful for better times during a bad time is different from being delusional of living in a good time while in fact living in a dystopian hellscape.

War, war never changes

Is that oral or anal?

Oh yeah I forgot the countryside exists

What, you egg? [He stabs him.]

You know what parking lots actually are? Land that investors bought and they’re waiting for the housing prices to go even higher before then build another empty residential high-rise over it. No sense putting solar panels on a parking lot that’s gonna be gone in a few years.

It’s not like we’re constantly at odds with each other as well, normally I’d go to her bed, or she’d come to mine for a while before I sleep to “get them cuddles” as you put it.

Oh well, 7 years too late for me lmao