Academia is a Junji Ito reference

Dresden Files? More like Dresden Fucks, amirite hehehe

HELA remembers

Just using some tiny mammoth population on an isolated island in Siberia to state “MAMMOTHS WERE STILL ROAMING THE EARTH WHEN BLAH BLAH BLAH” is somewhat disingenuous.

Several, yes. Egypt, Uruk, Indus, etc

I get a metric fuckton of them during the rainy season. Swarms of dragonflies. Needless to say, I do not have a mosquito problem.

Protomolecule zombies

Just sing the Tom Lehrer Elements song

bah, let them meat munchers dig themselves an early grave, who cares? World’s fucked anyway.

don’t they glide for ridiculous lengths of time tho?

Jevon’s principle would save your ass

Boobs evolved to mimic ass. Pixar can’t do boobs, hence they devolved back to ass.

What really are gravitational waves? Are they like electromagnetic waves? Do they cause orbital decay? I have so many questions.

best catgirl

Just merge men’s and women’s sports, nobody watches 'em anyway

But what if the medical care is loosing weight?

What do you expect them to do when a 160kg dude is rolled into the ICU with his third heart attack of the month? A transplant?

chaos, debris, plumber. I hate the english language.

What does your mother-in-law have to do with AI?