I forgot my clarinet on the night of the state game my first year in marching band. I marched with my hands fisted one over the other like when you practice without instruments while you’re blocking. It was televised

It’s actually the only one I’ve ever used 😅

25 cents for half an hour

That’s wild and I think it’s running a long con

Cordyceps were the thing that initially sparked my fear of mushrooms before Last of Us was even a thing! And I never considered shrooms the fungi communicating with us. Much to consider. Did you ever hear about the guy that shot up with psilocybin and they grew inside him and almost killed him?

I’m genuinely afraid of fungi. I think the only reason they allow us to exist is bc they can’t move around and communicate with us. As such, I think it’s truly foolish of scientists to provide them with the means of locomotion via my other true fear, robots

This is how I thought love triangles must work when I was a kid bc obviously, a triangle has 3 lines