I too heard “There ain’t no gettin’ offa this train!”.

Okay, but Bill pitches.

Deep fake of Trump talking about how bad he wants to have sex with Hilary Clinton and Michelle Obama.

Only if you are white and rich.

Kid with machete? Totally normal.

Dude in a robe waving guns around? Also normal.

Biting a face into a pancake and wearing it on your face so you can chug maple syrup? Totally understandable. But I would go with the real stuff personally.

BUT! Why does the person in a furry mask have someone tied up under a table in what looks like a basement though? Is this a new sex thing kids are into?

Mike Johsons dating profile would read:

Looking for smart, white, christian, gun lover.

Racist is a strong plus.

Loose morals otherwise are acceptable.

“Centrist” aka “I’ll still vote for racist fascist misogynists instead of anyone else”. Fuck off!

P.S. And he thinks welfare is a problem like some blubbering Reganite reject.