Ranch contains no mayonnaise. It’s base is buttermilk

In the US we have a lot of strawberry kiwi flavored drinks. Rarely just kiwi by itself though.

… this makes me slightly suspicious that you are, in fact, a deodorant taste tester.

And because of the little metal piece that would break off and prevent your phone from charging. You could just weasel it out with tweezers but most people would think their port was broken because they didn’t know it was even an issue.

I’m with you. Those spring-latch-things on the micro just give up on life and the whole thing becomes useless or tears apart the port you try to plug them into. I say leave them in the past

A non-boring dystopia

Take 1d4 piercing + 10d10 psychic damage

The stores around me in the US have a few different sections categorized like that. There’s usually an “Asian” and “Latin” section, but I see the European one often as well