For dogs one spot is the chest between the front legs as well, they really can’t reach it themselves. It’s quite amusing how they just lean on your scratching hand, eyes rolling back

Not to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.

There’s also an audio file for gekkering but that’s the pronunciation for the word, not the actual example…

But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…

I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

Apparently you can even make meringue with it. Haven’t tried that but I often make mayonnaise with aquafaba.

Crimped?

All over it, non native English speaker who loves chocolate

Chocolate fudge pudding pie… that’s a dessert that just keeps on giving, I’d be so over that