Taking shit seriously around here
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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NOFX - Punk in Drublic
2·3 months agoThey destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.
It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
4·3 months agoEAT RECYCLED FOOD
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Oops. Fixed
From the corner of my eye, I thought this was going to be a picture of The Deep.
Edit: spelling hehe
I can hear the theme song
436·4 months agoLove them. There are tons on unnecessary things we do.
That’s how you get to the dead world in bettleguise
https://youtu.be/LD5eEakGkds?si=siFIG5ilbk5GkJFO
This is the one that gets stuck in my head still to this day.
I STILL hum some of the music from that game! So good.
39·4 months agoSo, now there is room for the president to be a dictator if they want to. Nothing to stop them. Trump has been poison for our country since 2016.
Holy shit this isn’t right. Perfect for dictatorship.
6·4 months ago“Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!”
[Proceeds to shit pants]
I’m trying really hard to keep the faith in my fellow Americans. This really makes it hard. 😩
0·6 months agoThen don’t give them your money or time and transfer to another school?
We read the backs of shampoo bottles.