NoFuckingWaynado

The strap-on dildos came (snicker) later with Sens8, from the same creators…

They have control of all three branches of government. No checks. No balances.

If you’re Wonder Woman maybe…

Looks like it’s holding a big baby. Awwww!

If someone did this in my neighborhood, every single dog walker in the area would go out of their way to deposit 100% of their poop babies (autocorrect but I’m leaving it) in this trash can only. If I was still in Texas, we’d open carry while doing it!

Seriously people. No one should tolerate elder abuse.

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…

Pac-rat

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

I think any truck gets a pass. Even a Honda Civic raised an inch or two, slap a bigger greenhouse on it, and send it on it’s way as a CUV.

I suspect the growth spurt has more to do with “tax loophole trucks.” I might be wrong on both points.

Don Bluth def a furry

For using a park toilet, I was instructed to always raise then slam the seat down for reasons

I suspect collusion with certain gnomes with a definite profit motive

Spiderpants. Spiderpants. Does a little spiderpants dance.

Found Waldo!

You got a lot of debunk in your trunk

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

I see him making jet sounds and pretending to be an airplane taxiing around the tarmac randomly grabbing and squeezing boobs while saying, “honk! honk!”

Stupid dog! Made me look bad.

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.