It’s a shitpost. You may want to check your expectations.

That 100% makes sense. I also use their plastic carrier as a safe space with the door removed. Sorry for seeming so outraged from the start!

You keep your cat in a cage??

Wet ass pigeon.

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/cold-war/ohio-class-cookiecutter-shark.html

I love when your memes teach me something new. Cool!

I’d just like to express my appreciation for allowing me to add “gigantic ambulatory drain clog” to my vocabulary.

That ocean depth chart got me good.

Could be over pretty quick if the bully would fuck off back home and leave Ukraine alone.

Linux mint is a very good example of this approach and I would be very surprised if it was implemented in a way that would be more effective than the alternative.

This dad knows his produce. Agreed, experience tells me the uglier ones taste better.

You’re doing fine with two.

My Andis set has a number, as well as both metric and freedom units on each guard.

Membership to a club? Just come to Canada. Buy top quality weed from any of our 100% legal stores and then go smoke it when and where you want!

I grill them on the BBQ at least once a week. Oil, salt, pepper, and a bit of Canadian maple syrup!

New to Linux as my daily driver. This is life changing. I was up/down arrowing like a madman!

Same I was like wtf is going on here.

I deleted my windows partition after about 5 months of using Mint daily. Very freeing.

Coconuts, or even cows:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cows-kill-more-people-than-sharks/

I started doing this and it works. Even better when I string them together incoherently and then they all get even madder.