Are you a US citizen?

Uh oh, now Lemmy ml won’t know who to tell Americans to vote for.

Now that’s a dad joke

The “cookie cutter” parts of dune are only that because everyone has copied dune since the books came out.

That’s like saying Houdinis’ tricks were cookie cutter traps.

This is going to end with them taking away the ability to claim children as dependents.

You’d think companies wouldn’t want to waste money on a fuckng YouTube channel, Facebook page, Twitter account, and Pinterest page. Plus a website.

They finally put out the no sleep benches in my city. For a long time it looked like they weren’t going to, and I had some respect for who ever was saying no to them.

Then I do my moves. I do my dance moves.
Both of my dance moves.

Spending part of your time modeling.
And part of your time next to meeeeeeeee

Girl, you’re so beautiful you could be a waitress.
Or a part time model.

Your ai needs to grasp context

Don’t know what jokes are, do ya

You gotta let it run for a few minutes for the aldente to come on.

Food is great too

Another one for the golf course.

"He has no principles. None. None,” she said of Trump

Glad she at least was human.

Friends and family don’t know what cleaning a URL means. Nobody does.

Hexbear and .ml covering their ears and yelling “lalalalala”

I just learned that in the sky there are things called contrails, and they are made by machines that fly high above us called aeroplanes.

It’s select and start.
What’s it supposed to be, windows and hamburgers?

Not only is the earth never in the same spot, the solar system it’s never in the same spot either. Even our galaxy is moving.