Flick it!

Move along, nothing to see here.

You going to ship my leftovers to the starving kids in Africa?

So babies that were previously aborted that weren’t counted in the infant mortality rate are now dying after birth and are counted in the infant mortality rate.

Either way, it’s the same number of dead babies.

I know who I am! I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!

I probably wouldn’t make a day trip out of it, but I don’t see anyone in immediate harms way here.

Edit: Now those idiots on the beach in Englewood right now…that’s another story. Mandatory evac and they’re inviting people to watch them drown on live cam.

Honestly, doesn’t look too bad in Naples. Englewood’s starting to look pretty nasty though.

Crazy, it’s almost like there was an artificial problem created by the Biden administration all along.

Now everyone stand in a circle with a hand down your neighbors pants.

Bye Felicia.

That’s fair.

It is the owners responsibility to keep the dog out of the road. There is zero legal or moral responsibility to cover any vet bills.

The only property damage that would even be considered is damage to the vehicle, which requires stopping, calling the police to file an accident report and then reporting the accident with documented damage to the car insurance company.

There are much better ways of creating strong passwords than just adding a ton of characters.

You got a problem, Rick?

Feeding food scraps to pigs, what a novel idea!

OMG, but what about Trump!!

Dumbass.

A succulent Chinese buffet?

If you need anything more than The Babylonian map of the world you’re just over complicating things.

Y Ukraine gotta be making things so hard for Mr. Putin?

Looks kinda sticky.