Confusing tennants

How fucking dare you.

Don’t talk me what to do.

Other races, lower classes and LGBT.

Republican’s only need their voters to be two things:

1. Hates one of the above.
2. Doesn’t give a shit about the other two.

So they are incentivised to scatter shot and hurt as many people as possible to get the maximum number of votes… America is fucked.

I love that the last line is the same.
“The squirrels are free, so I took the ducks just because I’m a dick.” 😄

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Fucking hell I was looking for my glasses. Thought it was me 😄

Dogs are fucking adorable. I love them so much 😊

In this case I think having “no notes” and then “104,574 notes” adds a little bonus giggle at the end.

If there is one thing we can be sure of, it’s that there will be an updated version of Skyrim for the Switch 2.

I think they mean their “current union”. You’re right, of course, that they’d basically be forming a new union 😄 but I don’t know if it would be recognised in US law

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You have a lot of pissed off people and your country has a history of saying fuck you to political figures you don’t like 😉

Love, Your English Allies

You literally already did this with your independence from England. As someone who was born and raised in England… You got it right the first time! Don’t let another king sit on the throne. You fought so hard to prevent this before.

We do now

Misread that for a second…

Why would I stop?

This is a continuation of that exact joke

https://lemmy.world/comment/12643577

I’d watch a Netflix series based on your life, but I’d be concerned that it would get cancelled without proper closure…

No but as soon as he finds out his first reaction is to go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it to blow over.

I have been thinking about improving my ham… 🤔