God bless openwrt

Bullshit, Tesla headlamps blind everyone else on the road straight from the factory.

Static X is the shit. Throw in some Powerman 5000 and I’ll live the rest of my days happy in the nursing home

Unless it has got many vegetables

Yogthos is too busy posting propaganda to read anything else

I am Sparkamus Prime!

You goddamned animal

Boise, Idaho

What a fucking surprise

This is awesome work, I’m happy to see systemd on musl getting more attention. Poor Khem was doing it all by himself for years.

If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”

I AM ZIM!

Garmin Instinct 2 does all of those things well, and has excellent battery life. I charge mine about every two weeks.

Google Home is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever had the displeasure to use.

It used to work really well, and now it’s trash. I don’t know how they could fuck something up so badly.

See ya later, pups!

Eating uncooked or undercooked kidney beans, as few as four, can make you really fucking sick. Like shitting your guts out for hours sick.

Cook ur beans everybody

Even when given the best and most sophisticated tools and equipment available, police will manage to fuck things up at every opportunity because they’re utterly incompetent.

San Diego

yaml

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This shit started on Tumblr

This assumes the exact same ads will be injected in the same time markers for every viewer, every time. I doubt any of these will be true.

Edit: I got this backwards…