One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.

And butter

when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?

I tried this once when I was probably about two or three years old. It did not go well.

Sounds like an argument against democratically elected leadership to me.

Ohh yeah, I’ve used that one

Do you happen to know any civil engineers, I would like to see these formulas

As an aside, I didn’t realize until just now how similar scp-1515 and scp-015 really are

Scp-1555

Doom barely ran on my Packard Bell 386

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/based/

Red pill does definitely come from matrix, but I’m not seeing anywhere stating that they were inspired by estrogen

Here I am, trying to find Saddam Hussein

What’s the SCP number for this abomination

Not a lawyer, but I would assume that reckless driving would apply here. If nothing else, he should be liable for the damages financially due to negligence

Wait, I wasn’t supposed to be honest here? What happens now?!

They think you are a ChatGPT bot

Now you’ve got me wondering if I’ve ever actually seen ice that was an actual geometric cube

Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you’re not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don’t have to absorb the impact

Edit: or don’t, I don’t care

I wish you the best of luck with your tinnitus. Medicine is unfortunately imperfect, and sometimes it takes a while and a few doctors to find the cause of an ailment.

Your concern does remind me of a younger version of myself. What have you done to help treat your anxiety?