That’s boring. Two ears only allow you to put the sound somewhere on a plane (the vertical one that cuts your body in half lengthwise). How do you know the ‘height’ of the sound on that plane? By utilizing the different distortions the sound goes through while being funneled through your auricle.

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Not even Randall Munroe had the guts to attach Orion’s dick in his drawings.

The main character faces away from the window, towards the camera. The scene outside is dimly lit, if at all.

I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT

I’m opposed to basically anything in your comment, but thanks for the spoon story.

I thought all trains were only from and to Paris, so you’d have to change trains at most once, whether you’re going from Marseille to Toulon or from Caen to Le Havre.

Are the legend markers not ordered? Or is ‘Left-hand traffic with exceptions’ really more ‘left-hand’ than ‘Left-hand traffic’?

I like to jump out of bed and put weight on the leg.

That is if my blanket doesn’t trip me.

It feels like I’m thirty years too young to get these jokes.

2? What’d I miss?

20 seconds, Germany. Waiting while they checked if my name was on the list.

The guidelines in Germany say the first line of the screen should be 10cm (4 ½in) below your eyes. I find that uncomfortable, too.

There’s a great section in the second Hitchhiker’s book about this exact topic – if anyone’s interested.

That mess is older than even the UK. The Ottoman Empire cobbled together peoples who didn’t have anything to do with each other way earlier.

Random Youtube video that I’m parrotting without double-checking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN4mnVLP0rU

Also office chairs with headrests, for whatever reason.

Yet again, punctuation matters.

You guys got gloves recommended? For Germans it was only masks.

I didn’t know about the distinction between the two. After a 1-minute Wikipedia read I think you’re right.

If anyone were ever to work behind him on something they’re very familiar with, they’d have to tear it all down and rebuild it because he just invents his own way as he goes

That’s not the virtue you think it is.