Fuuuuck

Lol

Oh thanks!

What?

If you don’t mind sharing… Which spot?

Anarchy!

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99% of it . … I want to have a great time and want my partner to have a great time. I also don’t want to bang relatives or plumbers or realtors or any myriad of professionals. So yeah porn stays in the land of fantasy and I can be inspired but mostly leave it there

SouthPark has a good version. Just ask Butters.

A relaxed mutual masturbation session. Just while cuddling playing with each other for as long as possible without the intention to reach orgasm. Under the sheets or something easy.

And a shower.

I try to bidet if I can. If I can’t I wipe as much as possible (within a reasonable time) but I feel the need shower or wash because I get itchy

Talk to @NodachiDicc@lemmynsfw.com . He will sort you out.

Because it’s genetic.

More importantly it is not important in the slightest. Please don’t get taken by porn. Porn is fantasy. Like LOTR. Enjoy it and leave it there.

Don’t let it affect how you think about yourself or your relationships or sex. It’s not real. At all.

Pro-tip- Girls actually don’t like a large volume of cum. It’s messy and gets in their hair and eyes. Only in porn do they love it. Because they get paid and are actors. The normal volume is 1.25 to 5ml. That is still something most women don’t want to deal with.

Cum is a fun visual in porn but in real life it’s a messy mess. So don’t worry about increasing your volume.