can’t wait to see the hexbear response to this one

Instead let’s stay here till 2:30a playing dumb video game, become sleep deprived, and hate my entire existence in the morning even more than I already did

Turns out the secret to gaining interest from women is… checks notes good diet, getting fit and healthy, having a consistent tastful style, eand being well read in an interesting hobby.

Never would have fu-cking guessed.

Aside from hard science and engineering degrees where the technical knowledge is a foundation for what you’ll learn in industry, a college degree is simply a piece of paper that says “I received a balanced education and have my life together enough to focus, manage time, and complete tasks reliably for 4 years straight.” Rarely do you ever use most of the knowledge you gained in college besides the aforementioned life management skills.

I’m sorry to tell you this, but, uh… they weren’t in quarantine.

What in the manufactured persecution fetish is this bullshit? Where’s the meme?

welp, we’ve reached and then blown past that

time to pony up boy