Just use your dick then

The chance of divorce is actually closer to 25% these days! Also, the original 50% figure was heavily skewed by people who had divorced previously, just FYI.

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Tuna!

“Prepare to die!” - Student who is actually Inigo

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You got a lot of downvotes, but you’re right at least when it comes to Carnivore.

I’m a proud omnivore, but vitamin C can be found in a lot of different organ meats.

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yep

2,204 degrees Celsius in non-freedom units

Wow, that’s more than a millennium, isn’t it?

The broken arm thing is a bit of a false equivalency, no? No one really decides to break their arm, it just happens. Whereas suicide at the end of the day (no matter how deep the desperation) is a choice.

I’m on the most recent GrapheneOS with both the Google Camera app and the Graphene camera app installed and enabled, and can confirm the double tap of the power button can be set to open the Google Camera app! Downside is I have no idea how I did it 😅

Why is the leash around its muzzle?

Unfortunately, the same thing happens when you turn it all the way up

Easier to get a job if you have a job. Probably should use the earnings to see a therapist to deal with the job application anxiety.

This is oddly controversial, but an even more satiating method is to consume more protein. If you hit your goal body weight (lbs) in grams of protein, you won’t be reaching for that end of day snack.

Note drinking the protein instead of eating it doesn’t work nearly as well for this.

True, if only they had let the GM finish the riddle 😔

Based on the “I run but…” it’s most likely a river, no?

I’ve had the opposite response. Generally I get a “good on ya, I should really delete it too”

Bold of you to assume my email app has push notifications

• A sad Proton user using a de-Googled device