“Why should I change my shirt? He’s the one who sucks!”
“Why should I change my shirt? He’s the one who sucks!”
They couldn’t figure out how to write the AI prompt for that.
Ok but hear me out.
We acquired 20 new logos this month!
Don’t forget that Microsoft isn’t some dumb company trying to jump on the AI bandwagon. They’re a cloud provider and Azure provides lots of AI options.
Microsoft is one of the platforms raking in heaps of money from dumb companies trying to jump on the AI bandwagon. They’re the equivalent of the people selling MAGA shirts outside trump rallies.
Sounds right, and I’m sure worried. They rolled through Kyiv in 3 days because they’re so prepared!
Of the people I see posting stuff daily (or at least within a day of the few times a year I log in), it’s all posted by people I’ve worked with with in the past who I thought it was a miracle they were employed at all. And they usually still/again have the Open To Work badge on their pic.
If LinkedIn got rid of the entire concept of a feed, I think it would work a lot better. And the “loss of engagement” won’t contain anything of value apart from ad impressions.
„They hate us for our freedom!“ eh?
The problem with geosynchronous orbit is that you need to be at a high altitude to maintain it. That increases the packet round trip time to a receiver on the ground. Starlink satellites orbit low enough to give a theoretical 20ms ping. A geostationary satellite would be at best 500ms. It’s fine for some tasks but lousy for applications that need low latency, like video calling.
Every piece of shit they make that I bought ended up broken and in the trash within a couple of weeks.
If you eat a fang and it gouges into your skin and injects venom, did you eat it or did you get bitten?
Yup. I was using self checkout once and it flagged me when I was trying to pay but didn’t say why. The supervisor was on top of it and unlocked the terminal and it made him watch a 5 second video of “suspicious activity”, which was me moving my reusable bag to the other side at a low angle. Some AI they use saw that as trying to sneak an unscanned product past the scanner.
I thought it was terribly clever but he just rolled his eyes and apologized for the inconvenience. As if an underpaid Walmart employee is going to waste their time arguing with a shoplifter.
Shutting down a laptop also makes it shut up!
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Lmao, first time trying this game and I thought it was broken. Too bad I didn’t use that luck on something bigger!
At first I didn’t like this, but then I noticed the apology at the bottom.
Yeah but he’ll change every base unit to x, so now we measure acceleration in x/x^2 and volume is measured in x^3 and the highway speed limit is 80x/(x/60).
You can tweak this metaphor and get plenty of real life examples. Cats are obligate carnivores. There’s been lots of morons who went vegan and decided their cats could be vegan, too. I’ll leave guessing the outcome of that as an exercise to the reader.
“It’s a yes or no question” = “I want a yes or no answer”
I took photos at a friend’s wedding and most of the photos of his new wife had her wearing a lace veil.
I dumped all the photos into Picasso (precursor to Google Photos) and it did its background facial ID on everything. Then it suggested more photos that might also be tagged as her.
The extra photos were all just tables with tablecloths on them. It thought she was a tablecloth.
I think it was Gandhi who said “the best time to punch a nazi is 90 years ago. The second best time is today.”