My first thought as well

That is the chonkiest of leopards!!

“In order to make the bid work, the families “agreed to forgo a portion of their recovery to increase the overall value of The Onion’s bid, enabling its success,” the families said in a statement.”

Sounds like they contributed by reducing their collections?

🙂

Recreational Benadryl post?

I would totally go on a date with the mars rover.

lol, never change.

Same for me. I quit, but I didn’t change the things I did in order to quit. I still went to the same bar with the same friends and hung out with them outside while they smoked. It sucked, but kept getting easier.

The one thing I did do was buy an ozone generator and used it to get rid of the smoke smell in my cars and the house. Everything seemed cleaner.

3 years later, I still always want to smoke. I just don’t.

Shifting a manual transmission incorrectly

Fuck

I believe this one is more common in my area

Glad I’m not the only one

My dodge durango was the absolute worst. My bmws are amazing.

This has to be satire, right?!

I lay down to pee.

God damnit, now I’ve just thought of rush limbaugh.

It’s spelled “you’re”

Happened to me a while back. In my case, they had also gotten access to my google password manager and were trying to cover their tracks in funneling money from my bank account and purchasing phones on several platforms (google store, eBay, etc).

Absolutely change your banking passwords, let them know that there could be potential fraud, and start looking for purchases on every platform you might have saved financial information on.

Best of luck.

I looked into it. Apparently shorting it was really difficult/nearly impossible because of the high demand of people who were trying to short it.

Joking or not, it is accurate.