Dear god, my ribs are hurting after 2 paragraphs already.

Hi @tante@awful.systems 👋

Nice writeup. Been reading some of your stuff for a few years. Seems like the gravitational attraction of awful.systems got us both.

sees McDonald branded product → neuron activation

Yeah sure, but this was supposed to my one positive post of the day. This doesn’t strengthen franchise owners, but benefits local businesses who have to work with shitty locked-down equipment.

The countersuit went so far as to ask the court to force Altman to “change its deceptive and misleading name to ClosedAI or a different more appropriate name.”

top kek

The guy (pun not intended) seems honestly as decent as you might hope for in a serial entrepreneur. Maybe a bit naive for expecting better from the players involved, but to me he comes off as endearingly earnest.

Frankly, it just didn’t stand out. The entire post is such a hoot. Someone must be microdosing meth again.

Phase 3: Reality Distortion (2041-2050)

2041-2043: Financial Multiverse Modeling

• Quantum computers simulate multiple financial realities simultaneously

• Development of “Schrödinger’s Ledger” prototype, allowing superposition of financial states

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/roadmap-quantum-accounting-milestones-evolution-garrett-irmsc

Doesn’t even mention the one use case I have a moderate amount of respect for, automatically generating image descriptions for blind people.

And even those should always be labeled, since AI is categorically inferior to intentional communication.

They seem focused on the use case “I don’t have the ability to communicate with intention, but I want to pretend I do.”