littleblue✨

Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽‍♂️🔥

Fuck that. I wanna hear from the bandage.

I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽

Does it rhyme with “missing bolts”?

Don’t call me Regular.

Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

Yeah, but is that how she prefers to burble “Daddy”?

That’s a no-tip clip.

Dishitter.

He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

Calling it “news” is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.

My katana can’t even cut onions, but these aren’t tears. You’re crying.

I fuckin’ hope so. 🤞🏽

That’s not at all what I “mentioned”, but A for effort, citizen.

No. They are fucking not. Fuck off with this bullshit.

Eh. I’ll be there when AOC’s on the ballot.

edit: FFS, y’all are trigger-happy. I’m voting like my life depends on it — because it very likely will, and anyone who thinks otherwise is selling you something. I’m forced to vote for anyone who won’t immediately deport/murder/imprison me or my community. I’ll BE THERE when AOC is on the ballot. Fucking simmer, people.

Be nice to that dick. Nobody wants a 10ft dong around, so have some compassion. Let it get creative, at least. I mean, what else is it for, after all?

When have facts gotten in the way of the GOP?

(Except for when Grindr crashes under traffic spikes during their convention in Chicago, ofc. Those pesky facts frustrated just about all of 'em.)

Must be highly reflective then. Hunh.