Ou yo

This comic is the shit

And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.

Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

Should I take your word for it?

A tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen – maybe even a tax cut for me!

Nor does it say “Do not steep and savour for the rest of your life”

“My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!”

I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

My brain while kayaking: “omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!”

My brain while cleaning said house; “omg you’re frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!”

My brain while playing games: “check behind the waterfall for loot!”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

The real jerks are the wasp queens who kick out the workers so they have to go begging at picnics.

Anub

I’d pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So…Anubis.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

“Roight, blokes. Doff your rubbish in the skip, else me bobbies will haul you roight to the Tower o’ London!”

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.