Buy a minivan, remove back seats. Add a bed and a battery bank, a small travel fridge and a hob for cooking then start camping at the nearest national parks. Refine my load out and start venturing farther and farther out.

Before that there was STFU and sit still. Sadly, this was the era in which I was raised.

It’s not a proxy war; it’s a proxy “police action.”

They could just burn coal/oil/natural gas instead and for sure poison everything that way. Nuclear has a fighting chance.

You can never ever go wrong with the Miles Davis album, Kind of Blue.

Not even power and water supplies?

Wait, free health care in America?!

So … Harley’s beliefs are a joke. Got it!

Women are so I could get more than a month or so I can do that for the kids to get that stuff out for the first day and I can go back and see what I want for a little more of them and I can do that twice and I can do that for them and they can do that twice then it is as well but they have a good time

My God, this sounds like a Trump stump speech.

When two planes like each other very, very much…

Gratuity

God bless this man.

Emphasis on “right.”

According to him aren’t elections already fixed?

These aren’t bugs, they are, literally, features.

Enterprise Linux

He’s been doing it for so long it’s exactly what we are conditioned to expect.

Don’t insult us nerds by calling him one of us!

He was referring to Trump.