First thing I thought of was Philly. This is a whole other level of stupid. We’re not that bad.

As are we all.

I don’t believe they even had that.

Every chance we can.

If only I could give you two upvotes. One for Australia being the most dangerous place in the known universe, and two for the messed up looking D&D beastie. Well played, my friend.

What about our monthly friend, the period? For my wife.

Joint Chief Asshole

Preach On! Please.

The idea is simply that the female of the species should be considered a brood mare and nothing more. More meat for the grinder. Do these people not have wives, daughters, mothers, to give them some feedback about what they’re doing wrong? I know, brainwashed. But still.

Awesome. That is sooo neat that I haven’t aged out too bad. Whatever works my friend.

Didn’t think of that one back then. Nice one!

Perfect for teaching 3rd grade earth science

It never works out all that well. Would you care for a cold beverage while we watch the continuing fireworks?

Oh, fuck me! I got nothing else.

You do realize I’m going to do this? I blame you. You’re awesome.

Wow. I thought my dad jokes were corny. Now where can I use this?

They shall bear their marks with honor.

I’m sorry. Do you need a hug? I would. And we have now learned a very valuable lesson. Do not subject yourself to this ever again. Go have a cookie. You’ll feel better.

It was the early 90’s and Raleigh had a line called Technium. The tubes were bonded to the lugs. Not really welded. More pinned and “glued” I guess. The frame broke at either the top or down tube and there went the fork, and my buddy’s face. Screw aluminum. Steel has memory. I found that out the hard way. I’m far from a metallurgist. This is the extent of my elementary teacher brain. And a broken cf seat post is scary.