How the fuck do you people see this post and think “eeeyup these words are an authentic expression of anon’s sincere opinions” ???

omelas type beat

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

The IMK is not the national government

Sign into Gnome with your Microsoft account

I think I just had a stroke

Always hits me like a truck when I hear Americans still use SMS