He has so thoroughly ruined Twitter that you can’t help but wonder if that was his goal from the outset.

Great idea! I hope they make the mental health team outrank a normal officer, so they can order them to stand down when necessary.

I am not opposed to drinking, but the prices for drinks at bars, restaurants and especially concerts are usually so high that I can’t justify the expense. So I usually volunteer to be the designated driver. If you tell people you’re the designated driver, no one will pressure you to drink, and you will probably get free soft drinks all night.