Bits, I assume

I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses

It doesn’t matter if it’s a lie, 30% of the US will take it as gospel. Source: my grandma took Trump at his word when he claimed he knew nothing about Project 2025 🙄

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They wanted to

Got a link?

I think you meant Akitas, but it autocorrected. The doge dog is actually a Shiba Inu, which are much smaller than Akitas