And even if it worked, you wouldn’t need a radiation source more dangerous than a banana to make a geiger counter go click enough to play along.

I actually know a guy who’s favorite thing about his job is that he gets to count pollen.

Similar in Germany. The “we are done playing, ignore this and go to jail” mail will be sent in a special yellow envelope most of the time.

I’m in my mid thirties in Germany and literally never got or sent a single check.

I think that was what felisneurologists call “not his moment with the brain cell”.