Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

It is grand to live in the age where the secrets of the pizza lords are passed as easily as the wind blows into the trees.

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

Relatable

I love needlessly long manga titles.

My cat launched a nuke and to stop it I married my plumber!

I just want slightly irritated wife ambiance.

Damn. 10$ drive by tiddy must be on point.

30 years go by. Retire. Live in quiet neighborhood. Phone rings. It’s the manager’s voice. Now it’s time to pay the price.