can’t think of an ad

The point of an ad is sometimes just to get the company name into your brain. Then at some point in the future, you’re thinking that you need a new couch, and your brain knows what couch companies exist. You feel like you came up with the idea on your own and that ad don’t affect you. But it did.

You are literally describing the middle person in this meme.

I didn’t believe that cost so I looked it up. It’s seriously a dollar per click. That seems SO expensive to me.

Your satire isn’t exaggerated enough. This is exactly what some people believe. The only giveaway is your proper use of spelling and punctuation. And using fifth grade vocab words (too high).

If we want to win over Republican voters we need to appeal to their sensibilities.

They’ve given up on narratives and now say lots of conflicting things to overload your brain.

Suffering people vote for authoritarians.

Are we still pretending this wasn’t staged? I didn’t get the latest memo.

If Gmail goes belly up, you won’t have a problem. Every service will have a problem. You can just ride along with all the other customers.

“If you can’t be perfect you have no justification for being good”

LoL is fine. The people are the problem

If only the South had written down why they wanted to separate…

Don’t have an opinion. Have a code of ethics and empathy. That’ll dictate your opinions when they are needed

I’ve tried nothing and it hasn’t worked. I’m all out of ideas.

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. While we all hate the outcome, we can’t argue they were effective in getting what they wanted.

Counterpoint: call them anyway. Gum up the works. Change the mind of their interns. Send enough letters that it becomes a waste disposal problem.

Be annoying and difficult and make them work for every inch.

But also be nice. The interns are people too.

Unfortunately not sarcasm. When grocery stores are colluding to raise prices, what can you do?

Catheter required less plumbing and is only moderately more gross

Oh yes. Boycott eating.

It took me 2 years to build up the inertia to actually call a doctor.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly