Sometime, probably close to 20 years ago, but perhaps more recently, you heard a dial tone for the last time and you didn’t even realize it would be.

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      I’ve been meaning to ask, has anyone ever told you your F is a tad sharp for equal temperament? I’m not suggesting you change. I think your clean beat frequency makes you pretty cool just the way you are.

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        I first read it

        has anyone ever told you F

        And thought it was going to be a joke continuing OP’s thought 🫡

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      Did you… join during the Rexodus and wait all this time just for this joke? 🤣 (if there is a more mundane explanation, I don’t want to know - I prefer this one:-)

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        I’m so angry today, that I didn’t even catch the joke. It wasn’t until I was making my own reply of confusion that I needed to copy the username of who said that, that I realized their name was /u/dialtone

        Then I got their joke. I still don’t know what a Rexodus is though.

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          Have you lost your mind!? Hehe, I could not resist doing it again:-P.

          Rexodus = Reddit Exodus. Lemmy is several years old (>5), Kbin is newer (3.5 years?), and Mbin is a fork off of the Kbin code - the latter two being different code that both implement the ActivityPub (snooze… bored yet?:-P). Anyway, when the CEO of Reddit, Huffman (platform username: spez) pissed off a bunch of users, content creators, and 3rd party app devs, a lot of us came over here to the Fediverse at that time. And Rexodus is one of the names - the top one iirc - that we call that event that prompted us to leave there. It may lose all meaning soon again, i.e. when Reddit kills off the old.reddit access there will be another such migration wave, possibly larger than the first, and surely there were past such waves as well, but for now it means the time of the protests, so roughly one year ago. Which is also roughly the age of that person’s account.

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            Oh. I came here a month ago because reddit took their IPO public, and within about 2 months, I had 3 different bans for 3 different comments. None of which were remotely offensive. This on a 10+ year old account that never had issues before the talks of IPO. In 2021 they even awarded me as being the 1% of top karma earners for the whole site.

            One of the comments on reddit that I got banned for 3 days was “Awwwww, what a cute kitty!!!” on /r/aww. It was flagged for “Bullying and harassment” by a bot, and supposedly reviewed by a human on appeal who still agreed with the bot. Which is how I know that humans are not reviewing the human reviewed appeals.

            And they were all similar to that in different subreddits… With the 3rd one banning me outright a month ago.

            You know what WAS all over my account though? Absurdist humor. Probably 90% of my account was nothing but absurdist humor. You know, the kind of comments that a HUMAN would have no offense over, but an AI bot may not be able to identify as not being serious.

            The kind of comments that would result in glue as a pizza topping. Not that I’m responsible for that exact fiasco, but my comments might cause an AI to create a similar situation. I’m sure before all these bans came, my name was predesignated for ban as my account would muddy their whole plans of selling real people’s comments to google for AI training.

            I mean one of my comments was “WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WAH! WAH! WAH!” because somebody had mentioned Wario (from nintendo). What’s an AI supposed to do with that? What are you, the Lemmy user reading this, supposed to do with that comment without context? But in regards to that exact post? It made sense and was a funny joke…well, I thought it was funny anyways. It only got 10 upvotes.

            So as they try to turn a profit on reddit, they will absolutely alienate their audience. This is ALREADY a disaster…but it kind of feels like 8:48am on 9/11. The second plane hadn’t hit yet. There was already one disaster, but there was still a bunch more disasters to come that would continue to keep happening for years to come. That’s where reddit is right now. 8:48am. If they kill old.reddit.com, that will be 8:56am (I think?).

            And the worst part is, it’s all self inflicted. Selling reddit user data to train AIs is just immediately the worst idea I can think of. It’s reddit. Have you SEEN what gets talked about there??? Do you know what a cum shoebox is? I do. I wish I didn’t. But I look forward to the day it’s somehow misused by AI and reccomends people buy Nike for their own cum shoebox. It’ll be especially funny because while 90% of the reddit userbase knows what a cum shoebox is, I’d say only 10% of society does. Coincidently enough, that 10% are also reddit users. I cannot WAIT for the news stories, where they have to dance around what happened, and how to report it without saying the word “cum”.

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    Last time I heard a dial tone was just a second ago when I pushed the speakerphone button on my Cisco ip phone.

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      It’s actually fake, though. IP phones “play” that. Also, when on a call, they insert "comfort noise, that very low hiss you may hear, to augment the odd feeling most get with crystal clear VOIP audio.

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        It’s only a dial tone if it comes from a land line

        otherwise it’s just sparkling audio lies

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        Well, it’s generated in the same way as modern tones are in a telephone exchange, not a played sample. You can usually configure the tone frequencies (never tried on cisco ip phone, but asterisk allows it for its own generated tones and I had a cisco ATA that let you configure them).

        So, unless we’re limiting ourselves to the original mechanically generated dial-tones. I’ll consider them for all intents and purposes to be one and the same.

        E.g. for the UK on cisco/sipura ATAs you would use the configuration found here https://teamhelp.sipgate.co.uk/hc/en-gb/articles/208200875-UK-Regional-Settings-Cisco-Linksys-Sipura-Adaptors and as an example (dial tone)

        Dial Tone: 350@-19,440@-22;10(*/0/1+2)

        The comfort noise is also generally only added when there’s no other noise on the call. This is to prevent you thinking you were disconnected when no-one is talking.

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    Dial tone still exists. Pretty much every business phone that’s most likely a VoIP line still generates dial tone to the user’s headset.

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        Man, reading this sentence felt like a little electric jolt to the brain as it pieced the memes together.

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      You can pick up a payphone anywhere that still has them and most of them will play a dial tone, though those are starting to dwindle.

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      Indeed, but most people will not hear it anymore as they don’t use business phones, same as ordinary landline phones

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      But can you tell the difference between 28.8 and 33.6 just by listening?

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        We tech support folks used to be able to discern a legit US Robotics 56K over a software modem. By listening to our customers connect.

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        I used to confuse my 56k modem in 1998. I used to pick up the phone and make modem noises. It used to “connect”, and then IMMEDIATELY spew out a diarrea of errors that it wasn’t connected.

        I miss the 90s…

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        300, 1200, 2400, 9600, 19.2, and 56k yes.

        I don’t remember 28.8 and 33.6 sounds, though. I guess my life has been for nothing :(

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      Sorry to nitpick… Tinnitus is more likely to introduce high-frequency sound than the 440Hz dial tone. If anything, that is the one frequency that old-timey phone techs would eventually struggle to hear…

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    I don’t know. I have several old phones and a touch tone dialing adapter. I like the experience. I can say with high confidence that I’ll hear a dial tone in the future.

    Plus, watch any movie from the seventies through the nineties that includes a phone, and you’ll probably hear a dial tone.

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    On a similar note for parents: At some point, you did/will pick your child up and then put them down for the last time.

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    My office phone has a dial tone. It’s VOIP but when you pick up the receiver it BOOOOOOOPs… So I think it was last week I heard one…

    Hopefully not for the last time…

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    Sometimes I pick up the phone behind my desk and just listen to the dial tone. Having a voip line from my fiber internet provider is cheap. Sometimes I’ll use it to connect my old computers to the line and dial into the few remaining bbs.

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    I heard it last night in a movie. From an actual phone, it’s been a few years, but less than 10. EDIT: actually, less than 3 years as I had to fax paperwork to get my internet. Japan!

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    Sadly my parents’ new IP phone service uses the dialtone as some kind of branding trick - you go off-hook and get this “designed” audio prompt that slides into a normal dialtone, presumably to make you remember you’re not just using “the phone”. It was very disconcerting when I first heard it.