I’ve seen enough of the internets to know this is a must have. Damn, if I was in America this would be a business idea in itself.
Edit: If you nick this idea and make it your business - YOU’RE WELCOME! I only ask kindly of you send a yearly donation to Doctors Without Borders or some similar organisation.
All the Karens & Darrens should be paired up with medical records people:
https://youtu.be/qNDS4kVwA68