• Blackout@fedia.io
    52·
    2 months ago

    I stubbed my toe the other day and it felt worse than getting your head chopped off

    • RattlerSix@lemmy.world
      34·
      2 months ago

      Let me fix that…

      “I stubbed my toe the other day and it LITERALLY felt worse than getting your head chopped off”

      • Icalasari@fedia.io
        9·
        2 months ago

        To be fair, if a guillotine is used, the blood pressure drop is probably going to knock you out before the searing pain prior to death kicks in, so a stubbed toe could arguably feel worse

        </pedantic>

      • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
        3·
        2 months ago

        I need a red circle around the most important part of this sentence please