this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.
First was Lupaslipaphobia?
thagomizer
Named after the late Thag Simmons.
It’s from an old far side cartoon
So, Professor Jenkins, my old nemesis! We meet again, except this time, the advantage is mine! Quack!!!
100% justified.
Normally, phobias are defined as an irrational fear. This one is not.
I know ;)
I have the world’s stupidest phobia: overflowing toilets.
If a toilet overflows, I end up in another room in a fetal position in tears feeling like a complete idiot for being terrified of water.
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read. Toilet water is dangerous and people should treat it with more respect.
unwrong
That’s a chicken
Chickens are just ducks that don’t know how to swim.
Profound
Can we make it a rubber duck? I’d like to be able to debug my code at any time.
Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying
Applicable Psychostic: Quack Kills
