• mkwt@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Well you see, every February is egg laying season, and he needs those warm sandy beaches to incubate his spawn.

        Usually, he can just go down to Galveston and get what he needs. But that year was a very, very special case. It’s not easy being cold blooded.

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      2 months ago

      Typically I say don’t judge a book by its cover but he looks every bit the sniveling, cowardly, weasel he is. It’s impossible to underestimate him.

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      2 months ago

      Hey now, at least assholes have a purpose. This guy…who fucking knows what his use is.