Does it specify if different cheese gives you a different level of immunity? Like a soft cheese triangle would be good for a splinter in your pinky but for an assault rifle you may need a slab of Stilton…
“AAAH My appendix!”
“Get this man a block of Gouda STAT!”
- Soft cheese: DEF vs bludgeoning
- Hard cheese: DEF vs piercing/slashing
- Pungent cheese: DEF vs status conditions (negative modifier to social interaction)
Studies looking into a potential relationship between cheese and all-cause mortality tend to produce highly inconsistent results. A 2017 meta-analysis published in Nutrients showed that the sum of the evidence to that point indicated no association between cheese and all-cause mortality.
In conclusion, findings of the present meta-analysis indicate that cheese consumption is not significantly associated with risk of all-cause mortality. Future large prospective studies that distinguish between high-fat and low-fat cheese are warranted.
instantly eats 50 wheels of cheese in front of enemies
Couldn’t you say the same thing about pretty much any nutrition? (i.e. eating food)
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
It didn’t say you had to eat them, so m*ybe you have to use a wheel of cheese as a shield, a chield if you will
Why censor the word maybe?
You can’t such h*rrible things! This is a Cristian Minecraft server
Maybe it’s more like a talisman and defends against death magic.
Paid for by big cheese. I’m on to you.
