Turns out it’s Man.
People are technically sexually transmitted diseases
Idk, feels like we’re doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it’s infection
By increasingly expanding the population?
By causing global warming which will eventually kill the virus, like a fever.
If we’re a virus, we’re like herpes. You can try to kill us, but we’ll always come back.
Or we’re a virus like Smallpox and we explode in size but then get eradicated.
Sometimes things get bigger before they get smaller.
Every year since the Release of the original Kingsmann movie i start to think more and more, that this movies villain Idea wasnt so bad at all. Except for his “let those live who can afford it” vibes, fuck that.
A motorcycle the dude works on himself
Yeah, I’m sure it’s some sort of expensive hobby he’s addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.
Braaaaaaaaaaaap!
Spoiler: It’s filled with catgirls.
C’mon. In a trailer? It’s definitely horsegirls.
I have this tattooed on my back
Okay… Well… We’ll just put you on the “do not ever fuck” list.
That is absolutely for the best
I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.
Have you tried using more cowbell?
It carries life?
There’s a cure for life
Oh right. It only works once though.
It is quite definitive though. Aside from one (alleged) occurrence of a person not being cured (and it is also alleged to have worked the second time, in that case), it has never been described to fail in all of humanity’s recorded history
*Slaps trailer, “You can fit so much Herpes in this thing.”
That’s an amazing name for a horse.
It’s okay, it’s near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out
It carries coffee addiction
There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease
I need Bad, BAD medicine
Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.
GOP philosophy?
The good news is that on a long enough timeline, life guarantees that all diseases have one cure by default, even that one.
The bad news is that it’s a fuck of long timeline.
I read this as OOP philosophy 😂
is it stupidity?