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minus-squareUnpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·1 day agoYou should know how much time Christian monks spent reasoning about the foreskin of Christ. It’s a lot. Long enough to postulate that once the Jesus ascended, his foreskin ascended as well and become. The. Rings. Of. Saturn. Sky will never be the same, won’t it?
minus-squareChanchoManco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 hours agoAt that point it’s just Greek mythology all over again.
You should know how much time Christian monks spent reasoning about the foreskin of Christ.
It’s a lot.
Long enough to postulate that once the Jesus ascended, his foreskin ascended as well and become. The. Rings. Of. Saturn.
Sky will never be the same, won’t it?
At that point it’s just Greek mythology all over again.