• Letstakealook@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 days ago

    I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat a morel after I had a back yard filled with stink horns of the cum smelling variety. They just look too similar.

      • Letstakealook@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 days ago

        Stink horns. They are phalic and come in disgusting smell varieties such as bukkake party or boars head processing plant. The top looks similar, though the cut outs are filled with vile gelly that contains the spores so that they stick to insect feet and spread.

          • flora_explora@beehaw.org
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            edit-2
            2 days ago

            You can actually eat the individuals that have not yet emerged from the ground. They look like eggs and are pretty weird/soft in touch. If you slice them really thin and fry them, they are delicious. In German they are also called “witch eggs” (Disclaimer: I’m living in Germany and it might be different for the stinkhorns elsewhere.)

  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    2 days ago

    If only the tram could have kind of scooped up the morels and taken them on board… but there wasn’t mush room inside!

  • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 days ago

    Take the one path and rush trough the one morel and scoop it .then scoop the 4 others morels. Wash them cut them , cook them and make an omelette with it.